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Archive for October 4, 2011
HEADS UP!
October 4, 2011 by Dave Rama.
I’m telling you, if it ain’t one thing, it’s eight others. The latest is this bit about the “sky is falling”, just like Chicken Little predicted. Bus size chunks of space junk are about to start coming home to roost, so to speak. Keep an eye on the sky.
The space engineers and mathematical whizzes that fired that junk into the cosmos have no idea where this trash will plunk into the planet. You may know that 2/3 of the Earth’s surface is water. If the junk splashes in the Pacific, will that be the trigger for the tsunami/earthquake/ volcanic eruption that wipes out Seattle and Tacoma? If so, would that event be a natural disaster, or a man-made one?
Can you guess where the buses will land, and try to hide? Is there time to build a shelter and stock it with cigarettes and beer and prescription drugs? How do you dodge a falling bus? Maybe you fake right and go left, like the Republicans. Is there a siren to signal us of the upcoming crash? Can we sue the government for failing to protect us from objects falling from the sky?
Can we tell whether this is actually our own garbage coming out of the sky, or is it actually the long-awaited attack by the little green men of far away galaxies?
There are so very many unanswered questions. The only people who truly know the answers are those who find every big event to be a conspiracy. The conspiracy experts have the inside scoop on every happening. There are people in Roswell, New Mexico who have known this event was imminent for decades. Those Roswellians are first cousins to the fundamentalist minister who predicted the end of the earth (he called it the rapture) for May of this year and then discovered in June that his calculations may have contained an error. Is this his prediction coming true? It could be. It is possible, so it seems prudent (and thrifty!) for us to hold off on any early Christmas shopping expeditions.
If you don’t hear from me again, please consider this my attempt at a heads up.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!
Dave Rama
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